I guess I'll start it then...

The Poster Below Me is...Still obsessed with getting the newest MacBook Air,
With the Solid State 64 gb flash drive.

 

False.

The poster below me is wishing the MacBook Air had a smaller footprint, 5400 rpm Hard drive, full size and user replaceable battery, and a few more ports built in (another USB 2.0, FW).

 

False

The Poster below me just wants an Intel version of the 12"PB with the smaller footprint, 5400 rpm Hard drive, full size and user replaceable battery, and a few more ports built in (another USB 2.0, FW).

 

True (if you made it a 13 inch).

The poster below me wants the iPhone and iTunes Movie Rentals to come to Canada bad enough to sell their own grandmother.

 

False, but you can have granny for a song, anyway.

The poster below me would buy an iPod Touch in a second if it had a bigger hard drive.

 

True.

The poster below me has been wearing the same socks since last Monday.

 

False.

The poster below me is not just the president of Hair Club for Men, he's a member too.

 

False

I have an ample amount of hair, though some of it is turning grey; although there is a rumour that the poster below is contemplating the removal of all bodily hair, so that people can clearly see that bluetooth headset...

 

False.

The poster below me has no idea wtf this thread is about but will play along anyway.

 

False.

The poster below me had eggs, sunny side up, with toast and tea for breakfast.

 

False.

The poster below me still has every K-Tel record from the '70s, and still listens to them.

 

False.

I only have a selected handful of the K-Tel 70's collection but I do still listen to them when I have the time/energy to setup my 8-track player!

The poster below me has never owned 8-tracks or an 8-track player.

 

Very true, and proud of it!

The poster below me wears tighty whities and is smuggling plums.

 

True

The poster below me once worked as a hit man for the Clown Mob taking out rogue rodeo clowns.

 

True.

The poster below likes piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

 

The poster below likes piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain.

True (who doesn't?)

The poster below me is wearing pants.

 

True.

The poster below me frequently loses his pants.

 

True.

The poster below me has never left his province of birth, and can't imagine ever doing so.

 

False.

The poster below ate a Milk Bone once, and liked it.

 

Very true, I ate them all the time as a kid.

The poster below me ate their glue while doing cut and paste during art class.

 

True, I remember eating paste in kindergarten and liking it. (Probably explains a lot.)

The poster below me can recite the "Marvel The Mustang" commercial in its entirety.

 

False, but I'm sure there's scarier ones I do remember.

The poster below me drinks coke by making their Twizzlers into a straw.

 

False, but I can't wait to try it with orange juice.

The poster below me knows the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (but won't post it).

 

True.

The poster below me remembers Elwood Glover's Luncheon Date.

 

False. Never heard of it.

The poster below me packed on a few pounds over the holidays, and he had to zip his pants by lying on the bed.

 

False. I packed on pounds 15 years ago and just decided it was a good idea to buy bigger pants and have been happier since.

The poster below me hates the macbook air.

 

False I can see the future in Steve's Distortion Field.

The poster below me (as I have newer posts first option checked) is the poster above me.