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CBC News: Kansas inmates irritated after officials begin to ration the toilet paper.

But the story uses the biggest pun here:

"Under the prison policy, inmates are restricted to four rolls of toilet paper each month or on an "as-needed" basis."

:D

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/070501/K050113AU.html
 

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Clearly the prison system can't be flush with money.
 

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Ask Rosie?

Perhaps not, but I bet they consulted with those Charmin TV Bears on how many pieces per week were acceptable before rolling out this policy.
Sheryl Crow is suggesting a bottom-up solution to wipe away global warming: limit each trip to the bathroom to one piece of toilet paper, according to a statement on the US rocker's website.

Plus-sized US talkshow host Rosie O'Donnell was incredulous at the toilet paper suggestion, bellowing: "Have you seen my ass?!" during Monday morning's 'The View'.
http://entertainment.iafrica.com/news/800187.htm
 

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"Plus-sized US talkshow host Rosie O'Donnell was incredulous at the toilet paper suggestion, bellowing: "Have you seen my ass?!" during Monday morning's 'The View'."

My reply to her would have been, of course, you're all ass. ;)
 

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"Plus-sized US talkshow host Rosie O'Donnell was incredulous at the toilet paper suggestion, bellowing: "Have you seen my ass?!" during Monday morning's 'The View'."

 
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