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Postcards from the Fringe...
I thought I would try another creative participation type thread. I enjoy those.
So, this one, hopefully, will be a collection of found or created short imagined notes between people, things, entities, whatever and anything goes - with a humorous, sarcastic or thought-provoking twist:
Examples:
Dear iPhone,
Please stop autocorrecting all of my rude words into nice words, you piece of ship!
Sincerely,
iPhone User
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain....nobody wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
Someone else's turn...
So, this one, hopefully, will be a collection of found or created short imagined notes between people, things, entities, whatever and anything goes - with a humorous, sarcastic or thought-provoking twist:
Examples:
Dear iPhone,
Please stop autocorrecting all of my rude words into nice words, you piece of ship!
Sincerely,
iPhone User
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain....nobody wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
Someone else's turn...
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From my grandson's Facebook:
Math homework: "A toy block manufacturer needs to cover its wooden blocks with a non-toxic paint." Oh thank God, I was so worried the imaginary toy company was going to use imaginary toxic paint on its imaginary kids toys.
From my grandson's Facebook:
Math homework: "A toy block manufacturer needs to cover its wooden blocks with a non-toxic paint." Oh thank God, I was so worried the imaginary toy company was going to use imaginary toxic paint on its imaginary kids toys.
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman
Margaret Atwood's story in 6 words:
Longed for him. Got him. S***.
Longed for him. Got him. S***.
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about climate change. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Sorry to hear about climate change. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
Dear Sun.
You leave my family alone, do you hear,
or I will extinguish you.
Sincerely
Johnny Helium
You leave my family alone, do you hear,
or I will extinguish you.
Sincerely
Johnny Helium
Dear Mrs Nostradamus.
I heard your husband had taken down his sign.
I am sure he did not see that one coming.
Sincerely,
Jacques Halbronn
I heard your husband had taken down his sign.
I am sure he did not see that one coming.
Sincerely,
Jacques Halbronn
I have lived a very full life indeed.
And to top it up, when I go I will go with a big bang.
Stephen Hawking
And to top it up, when I go I will go with a big bang.
Stephen Hawking
Dear World,
Re: 2012
Stop panicking. Our calendars end there because some Spanish jerks invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Re: 2012
Stop panicking. Our calendars end there because some Spanish jerks invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
Dear Dr Mega Fxxxxng Lier.
You promised us that there was
nothing wrong with our Sarah.
Sincerely,
Mr and Mrs Palin.
You promised us that there was
nothing wrong with our Sarah.
Sincerely,
Mr and Mrs Palin.
Dear Guests,
Please be advised that check-out time is:
.
.
.
.
Hah! Just messin' with ya.
Yours always,
Hotel California
Please be advised that check-out time is:
.
.
.
.
Hah! Just messin' with ya.
Yours always,
Hotel California
Dear Mr President.
I am truly sorry to have to admit that I am just a sad copycat and that
Lars Ericsson indeed was at your shores long before I ever set foot there.
I feel so ashamed. Again, I am so so sorry. Please forgive me.
Sincerely and in shame and defeat,
Christopher Columbus
P.S. That is not even my real name.
I am truly sorry to have to admit that I am just a sad copycat and that
Lars Ericsson indeed was at your shores long before I ever set foot there.
I feel so ashamed. Again, I am so so sorry. Please forgive me.
Sincerely and in shame and defeat,
Christopher Columbus
P.S. That is not even my real name.
Dear Experts,
If we knew what it was that we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Relatively yours,
Albert Einstein
If we knew what it was that we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Relatively yours,
Albert Einstein
Dear Father.
Since there are so many children that have nothing I feel
that I don't need both Christmas and birthday presents
this year. Lets celebrate both on the same day instead.
Sincerely,
Jesus
(I mean no disrespect with this post. Camán)
Since there are so many children that have nothing I feel
that I don't need both Christmas and birthday presents
this year. Lets celebrate both on the same day instead.
Sincerely,
Jesus
(I mean no disrespect with this post. Camán)
Dear Dick,
Please find enclosed the Finger of Fate.
Take a Flying Fickle with it,
Dan
Please find enclosed the Finger of Fate.
Take a Flying Fickle with it,
Dan
Daer Kajhxb9,
Pleasi akAKUY LWIDHND l;asm mjbd sd ls
sakjla ASAP.
Yords tralkyk,
Stevie Wonder
Pleasi akAKUY LWIDHND l;asm mjbd sd ls
sakjla ASAP.
Yords tralkyk,
Stevie Wonder
Dear Richard,
Of course David, Nick, and I consider you a full and equal member of the band.
Tomorrow morning, please put less butter on my toast.
Roger
Of course David, Nick, and I consider you a full and equal member of the band.
Tomorrow morning, please put less butter on my toast.
Roger
Dear Colonel,
I'll be bok-bok.
Arnold Schwarz-hen-egger
I'll be bok-bok.
Arnold Schwarz-hen-egger
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