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I thought I would try another creative participation type thread. I enjoy those.

So, this one, hopefully, will be a collection of found or created short imagined notes between people, things, entities, whatever and anything goes - with a humorous, sarcastic or thought-provoking twist:

Examples:

Dear iPhone,
Please stop autocorrecting all of my rude words into nice words, you piece of ship!
Sincerely,
iPhone User


Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain....nobody wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Someone else's turn...
 

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Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about climate change. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
 

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Dear World,
Re: 2012
Stop panicking. Our calendars end there because some Spanish jerks invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
 

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Dear Guests,
Please be advised that check-out time is:
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Hah! Just messin' with ya.
Yours always,
Hotel California
 

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Dear Mr President.
I am truly sorry to have to admit that I am just a sad copycat and that
Lars Ericsson indeed was at your shores long before I ever set foot there.
I feel so ashamed. Again, I am so so sorry. Please forgive me.
Sincerely and in shame and defeat,
Christopher Columbus
P.S. That is not even my real name.
 

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Dear Experts,
If we knew what it was that we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Relatively yours,
Albert Einstein
 

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Dear Father.
Since there are so many children that have nothing I feel
that I don't need both Christmas and birthday presents
this year. Lets celebrate both on the same day instead.
Sincerely,
Jesus

(I mean no disrespect with this post. Camán)
 

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Dear Dick,

Please find enclosed the Finger of Fate.
Take a Flying Fickle with it,

Dan
 

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Daer Kajhxb9,
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Yords tralkyk,
Stevie Wonder
 

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Dear Richard,

Of course David, Nick, and I consider you a full and equal member of the band.
Tomorrow morning, please put less butter on my toast.

Roger
 
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