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I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church), which now labels me as an infidel.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the people I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of our country, for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me … because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny … it’s all just taken place over the last seven or eight years!

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, I’m now not even sure which toilet to go into.

Cripes!
 

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Why mistake a moral panic (ie. loud people with lots of coverage) with the reality of what most people think?

We all succumb to this to a point, but it does not have to rule us.
 

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*SNIP*

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, I’m now not even sure which toilet to go into.

Cripes!
Oh, that's the easiest thing - since now gender is merely a construct and not determined by one's genitals, one can choose to be any gender they wish to be; and therefore use whichever toilet is most convenient. All you need to do if and when someone questions you is to ask indignantly "Did you just assume my gender?"

;)

Cheers
 

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I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church), which now labels me as an infidel.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the people I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of our country, for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me … because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny … it’s all just taken place over the last seven or eight years!

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, I’m now not even sure which toilet to go into.

Cripes!
SINC - you are not alone in your feelings of life -
trust me the liberals and their propaganda machine called the media, are making the 97% of us feel like we are mentally ill or suffering some form of liberal created decease.

strange how trudeau and the media are making the 3% feel like they are the 97%
the only hope we have left is next federal election.. lets hope the zombies wake up and see the truth you speak of..

i hear 1 in 4 regret voting for trudeau.. fingers crossed.
 

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I figgered it had sorta the same feel. ;)

(h/t Theo Spark)

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♦Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

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♦Denny’s has a slogan, "If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us." If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!

♦The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.

♦The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

♦I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

♦Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
 

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Oh, that's the easiest thing - since now gender is merely a construct and not determined by one's genitals, one can choose to be any gender they wish to be; and therefore use whichever toilet is most convenient. All you need to do if and when someone questions you is to ask indignantly "Did you just assume my gender?"

;)

Cheers
It would certainly clear up some of the lineups for the washroom.
 
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