Maybe Bin Laden could become the new Homeland Security chief???
Yes, they're spiffying up the nearby Luray Caverns in Virginia so he'll feel comfortable in his new office.Maybe Bin Laden could become the new Homeland Security chief???
Hmmm. I'd heard he'd relocated to Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico, and will be known henceforth as Bat Laden.Yes, they're spiffying up the nearby Luray Caverns in Virginia so he'll feel comfortable in his new office.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6743&srch ?I keep getting a "can't load page" error message
There's not a one of 'em without a pipeline full 'o' blood washing over their hands....Me thinks Rumsfeld is the real baddie, by a long shot...