It's the London Evening Standard, silly man. This is the equivalent of a kids comic sold primarily to London commuters to distract them from the brain-numbing commute home on the Tube or British Rail. It has the journalistic integrity of Conrad Blacks big toe (yes, that small).
Some twit misread one of the rumour sites, did no research and, since its the dead/silly season, his editor was too pissed to notice.
Still, it's a good rumour, even though its been around the block a few times. It's just not based on fact and Apple hasn't "launched" anything yet. Still, maybe it brightened a poor commuters day....