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The Unabridged MS Dictionary
Choice
n.
1. The act of choosing or selection as long as it is pre-approved by the Microsoft "standards" board.
2. The power, right, or liberty to choose or option with an agreement to pay Microsoft a license fee in an amount left to the sole discretion of Microsoft.
3. One that is chosen. See William Henry Gates III.
4. A number or variety from which to choose: a wide choice of styles and colors as long as it is bundled from Microsoft or retains a current and appropriate license for use.
5. The best or most preferable part from the Microsoft collection.
6. Care in choosing any Microsoft product.
7. An alternative as long as Microsoft retains the right to approve your choice.