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I'm not sure why I'm posting this, it is purely gratuitous.

I did a Google search on the words "Tight Pants" - no idea why - and this was among the images provided - along with Punch and and his blonde pal from the '80's tv show CHIPS.

Apologies to all who are offended or injured themselves falling off their chairs.

Does this woman not defy belief???

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At least she's trying, I do believe that is a "diet cola" she is scoffing down.

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Sweet....hahaha. Tight pants indeed. :lmao:

Poor little stool...:(
 

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AGREED! A woman comfortable with her body does deserve some attention and recognition.
 

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Reminds me of my ex-wife.
I could swear you used that line a few times before... is that one of your programmed macros, or you finally found some use for Automator? Were you the one who talked about your ex-wife who's weight began spiralling out of control upwards?
 

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I Love Gwillikers visual annotation too but I assume you all wanted to see a hot bikini girl and you got this hunk of lardy mutton chop instead.

Why then did only has this post received only 200 odd hits??? I didn't think we had that many female members. If we hit this post enough it will come up when people are googling for porn - that would be pretty funny, ole Hank in his trailer scouring the web for some digital stimulation and getting this young lady's generous image instead.

Ha!
 

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My eyes!! My eyes!!

Now it's gonna take me a week to get that picture out of my head. I knew I shouldn't have come into this thread.
 

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shes hot...

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good find....



Now thats a woman!

Ignore the guy on the screen.
 

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This is an unpleasant thread and you assume too much.
Unpleasant in what way?

As uncomfortably comfy women who are incapable of controlling their eating and (non)exercise habits are keen to say (lie?)...

...love my curves baby!

To which I reply, hold the fried chicken and doughnuts honey, your oozing cholesterol and I don't find that sexy!
 

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My eyes!! My eyes!!

Now it's gonna take me a week to get that picture out of my head. I knew I shouldn't have come into this thread.
Gotcha! Don't it hurt when you get drawn into something your better judgement told you to walk away from???

Just couldn't say no, could you????!!!

(I am beginning to sound like Kramer.)
 

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But is there room for the driver...
I think there was this one case where the salesperson was discouraging a lady from buying a Cooper because he thought she was too big for the car.

There was a saying I heard before on a scooter forum... scooters are like fat women, they're really fun to ride but just don't get caught with one.
 

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I think there was this one case where the salesperson was discouraging a lady from buying a Cooper because he thought she was too big for the car.
I recall that one very large lady attempted to buy a Mazda GLC, but had to give up because she was too wide to operate the stick shift. Mini's are pretty small, but they have a surprising amount of room inside of them. I used to own a MG Midget, and that car WAS JUST TOO SMALL. With the roof on, it would take five minutes to climb in, though it was easier for my girlfriend of the time who was into Yoga. And I was intimidated by any kind of transport truck, seeing that I could drive under most of them. Intimidation is when you have to LOOK UP at the wheel hubs of the truck.

scooters are like fat women, they're really fun to ride but just don't get caught with one.
I just wish the hot bikini babe would have worn a skimpier bikini, like a string thong that they would wear in Rio...
 

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You Know It's Summer When the Girls Start Showing Their Belly Buttons!

Again, I was searching for information about American comedienne Sarah Silverman and this came up. It's not my fault. But it does need to be shared...
 

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