Hilarious: Women calls police to complain about 'fake' drugs purchased

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monokitty

Discussion Starter · Aug 13, 2007

Woman Arrested After Complaining About 'Fake' Drugs - News Story - WGCL Atlanta

Laughed out loud to this story. What a moron.

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"... She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were 'fake.' ...
...She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine."

Can someone really be arrested for possession of fake drugs?!

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HowEver

· #3 · Aug 13, 2007

Pure Schadenfreude, of course...

A woman was arrested after she called local police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."

Since the story and headline repeat "fake" in "quotation marks," it appears the drugs were of reduced quality and not some substitute substance.

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Beej

· #4 · Aug 13, 2007

Report the drug dealer to the Better Business Bureau.

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Macfury

· #5 · Aug 13, 2007

Remember when Boy George called police to report that some partygoers had stolen his stash last year? Turns out he had merely misplaced it.

And the cops found it.

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monokitty

Discussion Starter · #6 · Aug 14, 2007

Some of us obviously don't possess common sense, unfortunately.

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MasterBlaster

· #7 · Aug 14, 2007 (Edited)

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