Famous TV Quotes

"Good night, and good luck." Edward R. Murrow
"And that's the way it is." Walter Cronkeit
"Tonight, we have a really big show ......." Ed Sullivan

I hope this thread doesn't

"Jump the Shark."

(Happy Days)

Not Too Famous, But A Favourite

Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to?

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them -
Oh my God, what have I just said?"

US TV commentator Jonny Huntridge

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

"One of these days, Alice .......... BANG!!! ZOOM!!!!" The Honeymooners. Jackie Gleason would never be able to say or imply that these days. Of course, he never hit her, and never would hit her.

Aaaayyy!

The Fonz.

"I know this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law!"

From one of my favourite Bugs Bunny episodes.

"Hey kids, what time is it?"

"Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's..." Daily Planet groupies.
"I'm comin' Beaney Boy!" Cecil the sea-sick sea serpent.
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" Bones McCoy.
and
"I've already told you once" Monty Python's Argument Lesson Man.

Sam Malone: Boy, I tell you, I'm the luckiest son of a bitch on earth.
[a man knocks at the door]
Sam Malone: Sorry, we're closed.

You stole my Jesus Fish!!! - David Puddy

Yeah! That's Right - Elaine

Kiss my grits! - Flo.

Well doggie. Jed Clampett. Beverly Hillbillies.

"There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope. The death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always paved in pain." G'Kar, Babylon 5 Season 3 ending

Laterz

"Be seeing you!"

"Good night and may God bless." Red Skelton

"Say goodnight, Gracie." George Burns