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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls, I don't want to go to Iraq either."
 
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