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I heard from a friend of a friend of a friends sister that the new ehMac site was going to have a colour change.

The new colours will be black and white.

This highly unreliable source said that the change was quote "going to help all those on 14.4, 33 and 56K modems as the colours black and white are basic and do not take up as much bandwidth"

Sources point to the ehMac mascot as having black pants.

Unconfirmed with another unreliable source, this source reasoned that is the REAL reason for the Update Delayed thread. And why the ehMac to be temporarily shut down late afternoon did not happen.
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More uncofirmed unreliable information has also come thru.

New ehMac mascot to loose the touque during summer!
When pressed further the source was unsure if the ehMac mascot would keep or loose the gloves.

Additional questions come into play. Does the mascot have hair?
Or is he bald as an American Eagle? :rolleyes:
 

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Yeah? Well...I heard from my sister's boyfriend that his uncle "knows" the Mayor and that the update is going to be sponsored by the Government of Canada as part of their Government Online initiative.

Gazillions of dollars to be spent on it...including new Macs for canadians to enjoy their new Aquified Canadian, Mac universe.

Now THAT is absolutely, totally, 100% freakin' true. I swear. ;)
 

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Other rumors suggest that after Apple purchases Universal Music for 6 Billion they will contact ehMax - Mayor of the ehMac Community and offer the Mayor 2¢ and a vintage Apple sticker to purchase the site.

Sources analize the offer this way-
" Do you know how much you can get for one of those stickers on eBay? :D "

As this is all Apple will have left in cold hard cash when the go into the music business.
 

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I will make some calls, but I hear that Dr. G and all his affiliates have signed an non-disclosure agreement that is iron clad.

A clause in the contract under the act of disclosing confidental information carries a stiff penalty and that penalty has something to do with doxies trampling on your grave.

That is all for now. :(
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heart:
New ehMac mascot to loose the touque during summer!
When pressed further the source was unsure if the ehMac mascot would keep or loose the gloves.
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PLEASE don't tell me he's getting nekked! :eek: Heaven forbid ehMac becomes one of "those" sites, and we all have to "pay-per-view". ;)
 

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Heart, your comment that "...I hear that Dr. G and all his affiliates have signed an non-disclosure agreement that is iron clad. A clause in the contract under the act of disclosing confidental information carries a stiff penalty and that penalty has something to do with doxies trampling on your grave." is mostly true. "Death before dishonor", and then the doxies dig you out of your grave and drag you around the square outside of the ehMacLand Town Square.

minnes, if you promise not to tell anyone, in that I don't want to lose my place in the lineup for the "Procrastinator of the Year" award, the wait may be forceed upon me due to another eye surgery on my retina. :( Still, at least it can be done here in St.John's and I won't have to fly to Halifax to have the surgery done there by a specialist. We shall see.
 

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ehMax is planning to take the money he was fundraising for a "bike" to fund his formation of a new country and its own army of Mac users.
This new country is rumoured to be named ehMacLand. Other sources suggest it will be called ehMaxLand. This splinter country is suspected of promoting PC terrorism and the creation of an autonomous race of flying toasters.
 
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