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Everyone enjoys a laugh to break up a day so why not post the latest funny you heard so the rest of us can share it?

Like this one for example.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive.

"Well", said Tim, "That's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "An Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."


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Everyone enjoys a laugh to break up a day so why not post the latest funny you heard so the rest of us can share it?

Like this one for example.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive.

"Well", said Tim, "That's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"

"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.

"Because," said Tim Cook, "An Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."


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The Compliment

A man comes home from work to the sound of sobbing coming from the bedroom so he goes upstairs to see what's going on.

Upon entering the bedroom he finds his wife standing naked and crying in front of the full-length mirror.

"Darling, what's wrong?" He asks.

His wife replies " I'm so depressed, standing here, looking at my aging body, my breasts are sagging, my belly is flabby, my thighs have got really wobbly and my hips are too fat. Please pay me a compliment to cheer me up."

The man replies, "Well at least your eyesight is still pretty good."
 

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The Compliment

A man comes home from work to the sound of sobbing coming from the bedroom so he goes upstairs to see what's going on.

Upon entering the bedroom he finds his wife standing naked and crying in front of the full-length mirror.

"Darling, what's wrong?" He asks.

His wife replies " I'm so depressed, standing here, looking at my aging body, my breasts are sagging, my belly is flabby, my thighs have got really wobbly and my hips are too fat. Please pay me a compliment to cheer me up."

The man replies, "Well at least your eyesight is still pretty good."
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A man comes home from work to the sound of sobbing coming from the bedroom so he goes upstairs to see what's going on.

Upon entering the bedroom he finds his wife standing naked and crying in front of the full length mirror.

"Darling, what's wrong?" He asks.

His wife replies " I'm so depressed, standing here, looking at my aging body, my breasts are sagging, my belly is flabby, my thighs have got really wobbly and my hips are too fat. Please pay me a compliment to cheer me up."

The man replies, "Well at least your eyesight is still pretty good."
 

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a rum and Coke."

The bartender says, "Is Pepsi okay?"

The man agrees.

The bartender comes back with a drink and says, "Here's your Pepsi and Coke."
 

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a rum and Coke."

The bartender says, "Is Pepsi okay?"

The man agrees.

The bartender comes back with a drink and says, "Here's your Pepsi and Coke."
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I laughed pretty hard lol
 

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

And she gave me a hug.
Knowing your wife, I can envision her doing that...

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