C'mon, people, MacDoc said, "This should be fun." I challenge you to top madgunde's excellent offering.:clap:
Here's my second humble attempt:
While CIA efforts to train dolphins to deliver explosives are now common knowledge, this is the only known photograph of the dogpedo prototype. Seconds after this shot was taken, the target frisbee was obliterated, as were the dogpedo and the unfortunate handler.
After classmates dropped the dog and frisbee from the roof of the gymnasium, Billy finally conceded that two objects of differing mass really do fall at the same rate of acceleration. He would never doubt his science teacher again.