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Beware of crow attacks at West Van police station

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WEST VANCOUVER (NEWS1130) - West Vancouver Police are warning people who walk near their offices. For the past few weeks, a pair of nesting crows has been sporadically dive bombing people. The crows increased the aerial bombardments today, even targeting one of West Vancouver's finest.

Three successive attacks caused a fast moving officer to drop his glasses while he was ducking and weaving. Warning signs have been placed on the front door of the police detachment, and they anticipate these aerial attacks will subside once their young are old enough to leave the nest.

The nest is located in a tree on the south side of Marine Drive, just west of the entrance.
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nature is rarely wrong
I thought it said cow attacks at first...

Corner Gas exchange:

Corner Gas said:
Marvin Drey the Taxman: I can appreciate that you don't wanna help me. I get that a lot, sometimes I get outright hostility. Just because of my job.

Brent LeRoy: Well, no offense but I mean I can't just turn over my father. There's a bond between father and son that's strong and sacred.

Oscar Leroy: Hey idiot! You left the lid on the dumpster up last night! Crows have scattered garbage all over the place out there. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it, it'll be you out there on your hands and knees scrapin' up crow crap!

Brent LeRoy: I'll tell you whatever you need to know.
Those cops carry guns I would assume? Pick a few off; crow pie on the menu in the police station cafeteria. :D
Do police stations have cafeterias? I mean you see them eating out so often.
likely, I would assume; but perhaps they are sick and tired of beef, chicken, and pork...perhaps they need some variety; skunk, raccoon, crow, yellow-pinted finch....
Beware of drunk policewomen there too.

Nah, drinking is no longer permitted at West Vancouver police stations.
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