[Peter Scharman]

Might be how maby banks he's heisted, ot maybe he held his finger on the 7 key too long. You never know with these mystery handles. DR. G, are you REALLY a doctor??. In my case, I was too stupid to go under a nom de plume....now the whole world knows who they're really laughing at

 

[Peter Scharman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Peter, I am not a medical doctor, if that is your question. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I assumed that....it was really an attempt at a humorous rhetorical question. Failed again!!

 

[Peter Scharman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Our doxies are mainly house pets that are shown whenever there is a local dog show. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Rob777, he'll show the dogs to anyone whom he can coax to go to the Ofoto website. Give it to him, Dr. G! By the way, Dr.G, I'd ber honored to be your apprentice. When will you be moving closer to me? We can mull over Henny Youngman jokes.

"Take my wife....please!

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

 

[Peter Scharman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Do you play the violin? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, but I wear dark glasses and carry a violin case.

 

[Peter Scharman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> There is a Linux Doxie School of Computer Programming in Toronto, or so I have been told. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dr. G, Macnutt lives in BC. Do you know how much the boarding costs would be while the doxie was in schooling?? In Victoria there's a Demographic Democracy Data for Dogs course....much cheaper.

 

[Peter Scharman]

High training school marks and a rudementary knowledge of Latin are required for scholarship application. Being tall enough to play dogball could help get a sports scholarship, but the doxies would be wasting their time on that one, I think.

 

[Peter Scharman]

No Latin eh? Too bad. Utnam avis caelis in nasum volet (??)....translated from a novel 60s song during a Latin class 35 years ago. (Who says those high school classes weren't useful later on in life??)

 

[Peter Scharman]

QUOTE "Actually, when I die, I want to come back as a doxie.."

According to some your recent posts, that would be this weekend or early next week. I'll miss you, even though I haven't even met you. It was just the start of a beautiful friendship

 

[Peter Scharman]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> I shall leave you my rubber chicken <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This isn't the same chicken you used to make the soup, is it?

 

[Peter Scharman]

"What's a Steinway?"
About 10oz. empty and about 24 oz full

 

[Peter Scharman]

Welcome Tigger! Dr. G thought Rob777 was #1000, but he may have made an error. He'll be back in January, so bring up the topic then and see what happens.