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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 04:37 PM   #51
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Sinc, you know that you and Peter are among the two persons here in ehMacLand that I most respect and feel honored to be able to be called "mon ami".
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 07:46 PM   #52
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Umm.... where was the dig at the Liberal government in that joke Sinc?
No need UTBJ.

You see, the Liberals are very good at digging a hole for themselves all by themselves.

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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 07:48 PM   #53
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Sinc, check your email. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]
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When I opened my e-mail, this is what I found:



Thank you Cameo, for your kind thoughts!

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A guy goes to the ophthalmologist in Edmonton who shows him a card with the letters:

'C Z W X N Q S T A C Z'

"Can you read this?" he asks.

"Read it?" he replies, "I know the guy!"

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Three old men were sitting around and talking. The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."

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Jack was first up in his golf foursome. Eyeing the ball, he swung his club and hooked his shot over the fence and down a road where the ball crashed through the windshield of an oncoming car. The startled driver lost control of his vehicle, and it spun into a parking lot and bounced off three cars.

Jack raced over to the crash scene and was relieved to find that no one was hurt. Almost immediately, a policeman arrived and approached Jack, who was standing next to the crashed car, eyeing his ball. "Just what are you going to do about this?" demanded the policeman.

Jack looked up and said, "Well, the first thing I'm going to do is change my grip."
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A man passed by a fortune teller's tent at a county carnival, and decided to have some fun. He went inside.

The fortune-teller welcomed him and took out her crystal ball. After a few minutes, she said to her customer, "You have two children."

The man said smugly, "That's what you think. I have THREE children."

The fortune teller calmly replied, "That's what YOU think!"
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