A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of
us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
-Hello, Pizza Hut?
--No sir. Google Pizza
-`` Oh, excuse me ... I called the wrong number ...
--No sir, you called the right place. Google bought the Pizza Hut chain.
-Oh, well ... then write down my order, please ...
--The usual?
-And how do you know what I would order?
--According to your street address, phone number and the last 12 times you ordered a Supreme Pizza.
-Yes, I want that one ...
- May I suggest a pizza without salt, with ricotta, broccoli and dried tomato?
-Oh no! I hate vegetables.
--But your cholesterol is not good, sir.
-And how do you know?
-- We cross referenced data from Adventhealth medical records from your past 7 blood tests...
-Enough, enough! I want a Supreme Pizza! I take my medicine!
--`` Sorry, sir, but according to our database, you don't take it regularly. The last box of Lipitor of 30 tablets that you bought in Shopper's Pharmacies was on January 2 at 3:26 p.m.
-But I bought more at another pharmacy!
-- The data of your credit card purchases does not prove it.
- I paid in cash, I have another source of income!
-- Your last income statement does not prove it. We don't want you to have problems with the CRA sir ...
-I do not want anything now!
--`` Sorry, sir, we are just trying to help you.
-Help me? I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram! I'm going to move to a remote island without internet, cable or cell phones!
--I understand, sir, but here I can see that your Canadian passport expired 5 months ago...
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"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read these books." Mark Twain
It might have been a bit funnier If it weren't so close to the truth and reality of things.
- Patrick
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Dr.G.
14" G4 iBook
15" MacBook Pro (July, 2009)
13" MacBooK Pro with Retina Display
Paix
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read these books." Mark Twain
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