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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 06:37 PM   #121
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 07:19 PM   #122
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Right you are Dr. G., I edited the post to remove the Denver item.

(If you did the same, it would be gone entirely)

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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 07:22 PM   #123
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Good old, Sinc. Deep down, you are a true humanitarian. On the exterior, you are a fine husband, excellent writer, and overall good person. Paix, mon ami.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 08:09 PM   #124
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There were also many, many French war heroes (WWI and WW2). Ask the allied airmen who were spirited to safety or the resistance fighters who confounded the German troops prior to D-Day or the French soldiers who served in the British army.

There is nothing gained by demeaning the gallantry of many.

I know it was a joke, but with poor timing with Remembrance Day in a weeks time. Lest We Forget.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 09:37 PM   #125
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That one is gone as well, UTBJ, sorry.

If this keeps up, there will be no list. I must read them more carefully and edit them for taste in future, but is was just intended to be a joke.

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Old Nov 3rd, 2004, 11:06 PM   #126
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I like the rest Sinc! [img]smile.gif[/img]

What is George W. Bush eating tonight? Kerry Out.

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Bush has ordered the immediate closure of ALL Kerry-OK clubs and pubs.
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That'd be a service to humanity, if true. Alas! It's only a jape!

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The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."
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MP, I tell my students a similar joke, although I leave out the mention that it is a "blond woman". I merely use the generic term "a student".
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