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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 05:37 PM   #101
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Well...I suppose it's a joke...Anyways it's interesting.

It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.


Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would
like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)


3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754....
If you haven't, add 1753 ............


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


You should have a three digit number .....


The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many
times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two
numbers are ...........YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2004) IT WILL EVER WORK,
SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 06:09 PM   #102
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Funny thing is I can picture everyone cocking their head to read the message upside down.
I did exactly that!
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 06:22 PM   #103
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Dave........WOW!!! I love things like this.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:28 PM   #104
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello

WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes

WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2005 models and I saw one I really liked.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: $90,000

MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000.

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000. but no more.

WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

MAN: Bye, I love you, too.

He hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:37 PM   #105
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A woman walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn."

"I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.

"Yes," said the woman. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"

"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.

"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."

"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."

To which the woman replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity.... What's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months, and I think I'm stagnant."
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An oldie, but a goodie, Doug! I had nearly forgotten that one!

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True bravery (maybe stupidity)*is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys.....

Then.....being assaulted by your wife with a broom,

And still having the guts to ask:

"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"
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What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the war in Iraq?

George W. Bush knew how to get out of the Vietnam War.

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Jim, sad, but all too true. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still
alive", Osama himself decided to send the President a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

The President was baffled, so he typed it out and e-mailed it to Dick Cheney.

Cheney and his advisors had no clue either so they sent it to the NSA cryptographic division.

The NSA replied both quickly and tartly, "Tell the President he is
looking at the message upside down."

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