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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:06 PM   #91
 
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My mom sent me this. I figured you guys might find it funny:

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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:02 PM   #92
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I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:12 PM   #93
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One Sunday, a cowboy went to church.

When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.

The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him."

So the minister began his sermon.

One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours.

The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he had liked the sermon.

The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him ALL the hay."
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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the passing of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at the age of 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and then . . .

Well, you know the rest!

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NOTICE:

Print this post for the full effect.

OSAMA WRITES TO GEORGE W.

After numerous rounds of, “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive”, Osama himself decided to send Dubya a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to colin Powell, who had no clue so they sent it to the FBI, who sent it to the CIA, then to NASA and the Secret Service.

None could help, so they turned to Canada’s RCMP who replied to the White House as follows:

Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down.

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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 04:57 PM   #96
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[img]graemlins/lmao.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lmao.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lmao.gif[/img] Such Language Sinc................and I thought that you were a fine upstanding pillar of your community. Still, the sentiment is accurate.
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Funny thing is I can picture everyone cocking their head to read the message upside down. [img]graemlins/lmao.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lmao.gif[/img]
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:33 PM   #98
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Man goes to see his doctor.

Doctor to man: "What seems to be the trouble?"

Man: "Well, I've got this steering wheel stuck in my underpants."

Doctor: "Really?"

Man: "Yes and it's driving me nuts."
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SQ, you and Sinc should join Peter and I in a vaudeville revival at the "What up Dachs?" Comedy Club.
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Ah! Dr. G., Sir.

The roar of the crowd … the smell of the greasepaint …
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