: Harper the next CEO of Canada Post


arminia
Sep 1st, 2009, 06:29 PM
Unconfirmed reports have suggested that Prime Minister Steven Harper
may soon step down to become Canada Post’s new Chief Executive Officer.
At least several sources have suggested that Harper is considering the move
for purely financial reasons.
According to the Ottawa Sun, Moya
Greene is eligible to receive a total
remuneration package of approximately
$641,000 in base salary and performance
bonuses, making her the highest paid
federal bureaucrat is Canada.
Prime Minister Harper reportedly
earns half that amount. Both Harper
and Greene share similar perks, such
as the entitlement to a taxpayer-funded
car and driver.
Harper has been reportedly swayed
by the glitter of Moya Greene’s personal
performance bonus, which remains
payable in spite of the current economic
recession.
An unnamed source has revealed that
Harper feels confident that he could
immediately transition into the position:
“Mr. Harper is confident that he could
help the Canada Post Corporation ‘move
forward’ by deleting jobs and attacking
employee benefits such as sick leave. He
also looks forward to maximizing his
earning potential.”

SINC
Sep 1st, 2009, 07:21 PM
A confirming link might help me believe this fairy tale. :rolleyes:

EvanPitts
Sep 1st, 2009, 08:59 PM
Of course, Herr Harper would be walking into a warren of politics, back stabbing intrigues, and endless bureaucratic obfuscation - something that Parliament hasn't prepared him for... beejacon

Dreambird
Sep 1st, 2009, 09:26 PM
The change would do him good... :lmao::lmao::lmao:

The Doug
Sep 1st, 2009, 09:42 PM
Of course, Herr Harper would be walking into a warren of politics, back stabbing intrigues, and endless bureaucratic obfustaction - something that Parliament hasn't prepared him for...

What does obfustaction mean?

Dreambird
Sep 1st, 2009, 10:47 PM
OH... *rotflmao**

He'll figure it out... ha ha ha

EvanPitts
Sep 2nd, 2009, 02:41 PM
What does obfustaction mean?
it means that the keyboard on my girlfriend's Windoze box is a lump of poo, with little or no redeeming qualities. I should buy her a decent keyboard for Christmas because no one deserves the $9 keyboards they throw in on systems these days.