cap10subtext

False and true. I don't know the words but that doesn't stop me when I'm drunk.

The poster below me is over six feet tall.

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monokitty

True.

The poster below me pays someone else to mow their lawn for them.

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Kazak

False, I mow my lawn once a month, whether it needs it or not.

The poster below me is allergic to Kenny G., and needs to carry an Epi-pen with them on elevators and in malls and airports.

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mguertin

True. Other known allergies include anything by John Tesh or Yanni.

The poster below me hangs out in elevators because they actually like the bad muzak.

Black

True.

The poster below me has atleast 3 apple products and wishes he/she had more.

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iMac - 24 inch, 320GB, 2GB RAM, 2.8GHz
iPod Video Classic - 80GB

Sonal

False. I have an iBook and an iPod I seldom use, and I'm pretty happy with that.

The poster below me has referenced The Simpson's at least twice in conversation today.

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JumboJones

False, it was actually Office Space, and it was because someone took my stapler.

The poster below me has never seen Office Space and probably never will, and that is truly a shame.

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EvanPitts

True, nor do I know what it is.

The poster below me is thinking about going to the bathroom for some instant relief...

RISCHead

True. The poster below me is thinking of getting his afternoon coffee, preferably at Tims and reflecting on others who have played this afternoon in an effort to stave off some well-deserved mid-afternoon drowsiness - also on Apple luddites who claim to be (falsely) happy with less than 3 apple products - no offense Sonal A trip to the dark side seems to be called for...

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Kazak

False. Haven't had a cup of coffee in 1/4-century. My mid-afternoon drowsiness is not deserved at all. I would be devastated to have fewer than 30 Apple products. Ain't goin' to the dark side, no way, no how.

The poster below me has a body that is asymmetrical in an interesting way.

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