ehMax

Confucius says.....

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius says.....

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

Confucius says.....

A constipated man does not give a crap.

Confucius says.....

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger.

Confucius says.....

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius, he say, "Who say I say all the things they say I say?"

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Confucius says.....
"man with one watch always know exactly what time it is....man with two watches never quite sure."


Confucius says.....
"Man who go sideways through airport turnstile is going to Bancock."

MaxPower

Confucius says.....

Man who live in glass house should not change with lights on.

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Confucius says.....
"Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up."

Confucius says.....
"Forbidden fruits make many jams."

Confucius says.....
"Man who farts in church sits in own pew."

Confucius says.....
"He who sleep on bed of nails is holy man."

Confucius says.....
"Crowded elevator smells different to midget."

Confucius says.....
"Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary."

Confucius says.....
"Man who abuse computer get bad bytes."

Confucius says.....
"Man who eat photo of father, soon spitting image of father."

Confucius says.....
"Man who drop watch in whisky wasting time."

Confucius says.....
"Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self."

Confucius says.....
"Man who read woman like book, prefer braille."

Confucius says.....
"Man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots."

I got a million of 'em, ehMax!

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Confucius says.......

Man who commits adultery on the side of the hill, definitely not on the level.

Confucius says.......

Man who puts water in whiskey spoils two good things.

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SINC

Confucius says.......
"House without toilet, uncanny."

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