It's in poor taste, but it's amusing. Vote Bush/Zombie-Reagan in 2004!
<blockquote>Is Zombie Reagan up to the task?
Yes. The zombification process offers a complete rejuvenation of physical ability, and Zombie Reagan has the constitution of twenty-year-old athlete. In fact, he no longer needs to sleep and can withstand any wound save the complete destruction of his head. By way of example, Zombie Reagan would have been able to shrug off his 1981 assassination attempt and eat his attacker. He and President Bush enjoy clearing brush together
What are some other advanatages of adding Zombie Reagan to the ticket?
He will demonstrate America's resolve to continue the battle against terrorism. Instead of retreating to an undisclosed location following an attack, for instance, Zombie Reagan will be on the front lines, eating illegal combatants.</blockquote>