500,000 Stones fans here at the end of the month!
They'll be smokin' the Trawna Fauna where
His Holiness was fonda Trawna a year ago. [img]graemlins/lmao.gif[/img]
Dr G, if they can't take a joke, then to h*ll with them, as they say. [img]smile.gif[/img] The club crowd must be pretty straight laced these days (while I've been away).
Macello, you're a poet and don't know it. I would love to see that concert, but have no interest in being in a crowd of 500,000, posturing for the next available Porta-Potty after walking for an hour from the nearest parking spot. [img]tongue.gif[/img] The music's gonna be great though. I'll have to wait for it to come out on DVD.
Peter, the last comic we had, Benny Bruce did nothing but early Lenny Bruce standup, and we were almost shut down. Luckily, the Chief of Police and Public Morality is a doxie lover, and I promised him a pup from Daisy's first litter. Still, your brand of humor should bring the crowds back, and then we could practice our routines once again.
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"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read these books." Mark Twain
...a home care nurse was making the rounds in a neighborhood full of elderly patients one fine morning. She stopped in at the O'hara residence and found the couple at the breakfast table. Mr.O'hara was eating his breakfast and reading the morning paper...but at the other end of the table Mrs.O'hara was slumped over lifeless, and unmoving.
She quickly ran over and checked the old woman for a pulse. There was none, and she was stone cold stiff, as well.
Alarmed, she turned to the elderly man and said "Mr. O'hara! Your wife is dead! It looks as though she has been that way for a few days!!"
Mr. O'hara looked up from his newspaper and said in a soft Irish accent "Oh thank God. I thought I'd gone deaf"
You know, Lotus, I may be uglier than frankenstein's monster on a bad day...but I have a great ass. Too bad you all missed out. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
Ladies and Gentleman
You are witness to the Death of Vaudeville. The revival that was underway at the "What's up Dach?" Comedy Club has degenerated into "toushie" jokes and images. Of course, this is how burlesque began, so maybe the announcement of the death of this vaudevillian revival might be somewhat premature. We shall see.
Respectfully submitted,
Jason X. Jinglestars, Exq. QB, Ph.D., LSD
Manager of the "What's up Dach?" Comedy Club
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"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read these books." Mark Twain
Yes Dr.G...I fear we have degenerated into some sort of scary netherworld where the bottom half of a truly ugly human being (myself) has become the central point of discourse and the focal point of everyone's interest.
Do you think that it is time to abandon this thread and start a brand new one?
Or...will you somehow find a way to factor your dogs into this....and, therefore, continue this pointless discussion ad infinitum? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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