"I hate to say it, but that is an accident waiting to happen." Carex, you should be the last person to talk about attacking dogs.............or Weredoxies.

What??? I haven't attacked any dogs lately

Carex, dogs have a "sixth sense" to stay clear of Weredoxies...........humans are not that lucky. It is all over the news -- savage attacks upon unsuspecting joggers in Stanley Park...........by an unknown attacker. These are not sexual attacks, or robberies, or acts of hate...............these are just random attacks. If MP wasn't so preoccupied with the birth of his child I am sure he would be out there looking for a new breed of Weredoxie that does not need a full moon to convert into the man/beast that you might have become.

Carex, I just read the tool definitions you posted over at the joke of the day and I'm laughing so hard, tears are rolling down my face. All I can say is "been there, done that"

I've had a good day, I'm listening to Peyton Place on my iPod - I don't remember it being a good "story", 'course, when I was 12, I think I only read the pages that were turned down at the corners

Take care, Margaret

Thank goodness Stanley Park is a long cold swim from Vancouver Island. Unless this beast can put up with the cold temperatures slathered with goose greese while it dog paddles across the Strait of Georgia?

mmmmmm goose grease.

winwintoo, the tool post was a shameless cross post from another board I frequent out here. It had me rolling too. I've done most of them, and if I haven't I'm sure I will in the future.

Canadian Press:
"There will be no Nativity Scene on Parliament Hill in Ottawa this year!
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Parliament
Hill this Christmas season.

This isn't for any religious reason; they simply have not been able to
find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capital.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable."

Ena, lock your doors, because there is no longer any migratory geese or swans in Stanley Park, or that area of Vancouver, and they have found a goose/swan fat rendering pot in the middle of the park. Carex is starting to swim. Luckily, we are here on the east coast, protected by the colder Atlantic Ocean, and the "Fearsome Foursome" as our first line of defense, and the "Piranha Pups" as our last line of defense.

Carex, saw the same joke during the last year of the Clinton presidency.

This is my only political joke:

A comedian was working a bar in Alberta and he got on the subject of the election. He said "that Harper, now he's a horse's behind!" There was a sound like thunder as all over the room, chair legs hit the floor, boots stomped, bottles thudded on tables and from the back of the room a voice bellowed, "You can't talk like that in here!"

The comedian was taken aback. He had done his research and been told that this was a pocket of staunch Liberals and he thought his Harper joke would be a big hit. The crowd was getting ugly; it was near closing and he began to fear for his life.

"I'm sorry," he stammered, "I didn't know this was Harper country."

"It ain't," the voice boomed, "it's horse country."

Take care, Margaret