Good Morning! I've set out the muffins, fruit, toast, yogurt and lightly scrambled eggs for all.
Up and at 'em everyone, it's Grey Cup Sunday in Canada, and you all know what that means.
It's party time!
I took the time to hang an Eskimo banner in The Shang this morning and in the interest of fair play, I hung a Montreal banner too. (Just slightly smaller as it was the only one I could find )
So break out the cases of beer, bottles of wine and for you folks in Saskatchewan, the Rye of course!
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Sinc, are you trying to be funny? Everyone knows that football season ends in Saskatchewan at the end of October - unless we have the Grey Cup here of course
Speaking of Grey Cups in Saskatchewan - ever since the league took a chance and granted us the honour of hosting the cup a few years ago, we've had nice weather right up until Christmas!
I'm putting together a proposal to have the Super Bowl moved here next year and that will mean we'll have great weather until at leas the middle of February!
Maybe if we get the opening of baseball season moved here too, and the NHL playoffs, we could dispense with winter altogether - now there's a thought!
Sinc, are you trying to be funny? Everyone knows that football season ends in Saskatchewan at the end of October - unless we have the Grey Cup here of course
As one who was born and raised in Saskatchewan, I am only too familiar with the end of football season there. I travelled to Regina for every game in the 60s and had the good fortune to know both Ron Lancaster and Hugh Campbell, whom I still see occasionally at Eskimo games.
After all, I did know Saskatchewan's preferred drink, non?
I'm the warm up act tonight at the What's Up Dachs Comedy Club. What do you think??
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" " Well, It's Not Unusual."
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him???????.. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. (bet you start humming it)
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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Carex, forget the warm up act, you can be this month's headliner.
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"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read these books." Mark Twain
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