: Why Was I Banned


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chriswtburke
Mar 20th, 2012, 11:05 PM
My original username chrisburke turned up banned today.. No explanation, no warning, banned forever... And for the life of me, I don't know why, as I can't recall anything mean ivedone or said othe forum in a very long time... As far as I know, ive been very civil lately... Can someone please explain... I'm sure that this account will get banned too. But please, before it's banned, please let me know what ive done, because I'm really at a loss...

If I was banned for something I did, that's fine, I can take it... I just want to know what I did, because as I said, I'm at a loss

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fjnmusic
Mar 21st, 2012, 02:05 AM
Did you ask the mayor? And why have you been reinstated under almost the same name if you've been banned?

chriswtburke
Mar 21st, 2012, 03:56 AM
Did you ask the mayor? And why have you been reinstated under almost the same name if you've been banned?

I've sent him a message.. as for question 2.. i must have already had the second account created, because i went to create a second account so I could post to figure out what was up, and my username was in use.. so i figured it must have been me.. did a password reset, and it was..

chrisburke
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:34 AM
Back in business.. Thanks mayor


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ehMax
Mar 21st, 2012, 01:45 PM
The attachment shows what happened.

Someone posted spam, the spam message was replied to and quoted, thus reposting the spam link.

ehMac spam security software then took over when it was reported and spam deletion went into action.

Please, please, PLEASE do not quote spam links.

In fact, please don't reply to spam at all, even with comments like "Spam reported" etc... . Please just report the spam, and one of the mods will get to it shortly. I'd rather have 10 people reporting the spam with no replies, then just 1 person reporting it with a reply to the spam in the thread.

Thanks.

Joker Eh
Mar 21st, 2012, 02:12 PM
ah, collateral damage.

John Clay
Mar 21st, 2012, 04:26 PM
Good to have the clarification regarding spam, and that it's possible to get yourself nuked at the same time. :D

ehMax
Mar 21st, 2012, 05:01 PM
It's kind of like seeing someone going 160 KM's on the highway, and then speeding up to 160 KM's yourself and then phoning the the police while booking it to report there is someone going 160 KM. :)

Kinda. :)

tilt
Mar 21st, 2012, 05:30 PM
Back in business.. Thanks mayor


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Hope you didn't get too dizzy from being in the revolving door :)

Cheers

Macfury
Mar 21st, 2012, 08:55 PM
I thought he was banned for saying he used Tapatalk.

kelman
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:02 PM
I thought he was banned for saying he used Tapatalk.

Tapatalk reported

chriswtburke
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:04 PM
Considering its a great app, and I know mayor said its one of his top 5 apps, and it's something for this forum.. Why would I be banned for that..

Also.. Really? Their are people on this forum with really long and annoying signatures, and you're going to try and complain about my sig that has 6 words

chrisburke
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:09 PM
Just realized I wasn't signed into my normal account

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ehMax
Mar 21st, 2012, 09:46 PM
Considering its a great app, and I know mayor said its one of his top 5 apps, and it's something for this forum.. Why would I be banned for that..

Also.. Really? Their are people on this forum with really long and annoying signatures, and you're going to try and complain about my sig that has 6 words

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/Snake110/WHOOSH2.gif

chrisburke
Mar 21st, 2012, 10:12 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/Snake110/WHOOSH2.gif

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing...


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The Doug
Mar 22nd, 2012, 07:20 AM
Don't you know?

chrisburke
Mar 22nd, 2012, 07:29 AM
Apparently not


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cap10subtext
Mar 22nd, 2012, 09:03 AM
Non-sequitur reported

fjnmusic
Mar 22nd, 2012, 09:11 AM
Non-sequitur reported

Big word that we need a dictionary for reported.

Complicated order! Sakurity!

Kazak
Mar 22nd, 2012, 07:19 PM
Big word that we need a dictionary for reported.

Complicated order! Sakurity!

Report reported.

Hmm, maybe I should get a second account, so I can talk to myself here, like I do at home, in the car, at work . . .

kelman
Mar 22nd, 2012, 09:12 PM
Report reported.

Hmm, maybe I should get a second account, so I can talk to myself here, like I do at home, in the car, at work . . .

You don't have a second account?

singleton reported.

ehMax
Mar 23rd, 2012, 11:13 AM
You don't have a second account?

singleton reported.

Singleton accusatory reported.

kelman
Mar 23rd, 2012, 11:43 AM
You don't have a second account?

singleton reported.

Singleton accusatory reported.

Sits this one out from here on not wanting to get banned too ;)

chrisburke
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:11 PM
I'm assuming all the "second account" comments are lame slights at me.. I didn't actually know I had a second account.. When I got banned, because I couldn't pm the mayor to figure out what was up, I attempted to create a second account, only to be told "there is already an account associated with that email address" which came as a shock, as the email address was somewhat new, so I asked it to email me the info, and, sure enough, I had another account.. I'm guessing I forgot that I had an account, and the created an account (chrisburke), now to find that I actually did have an account to begin with


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Joker Eh
Mar 23rd, 2012, 12:36 PM
I'm assuming all the "second account" comments are lame slights at me.. I didn't actually know I had a second account.. When I got banned, because I couldn't pm the mayor to figure out what was up, I attempted to create a second account, only to be told "there is already an account associated with that email address" which came as a shock, as the email address was somewhat new, so I asked it to email me the info, and, sure enough, I had another account.. I'm guessing I forgot that I had an account, and the created an account (chrisburke), now to find that I actually did have an account to begin with


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Chill dude. No one is taking a slight at you. It is the process for which how you got banned. Because you replied to a spam thread, that all. Chill.

chrisburke
Mar 23rd, 2012, 01:14 PM
Pretty sure I was chill..


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fjnmusic
Mar 23rd, 2012, 02:51 PM
It's feeling kinda chilly in here. Chili con carne, that is!

The Doug
Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:00 PM
Sudden hunger reported.

groovetube
Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:22 PM
perhaps there should be a sticky telling people not to reply to spam.

tilt
Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:43 PM
perhaps there should be a sticky telling people not to reply to spam.

Useful suggestion reported!

tilt
Mar 23rd, 2012, 05:45 PM
I'm assuming all the "second account" comments are lame slights at me..

Chris, don't worry - no one's taking shots at you, lame or otherwise. We are just using a great opportunity to display our juvenile sense of humour again, that's all. And you very kindly provided seed :)

Cheers

chrisburke
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:09 PM
Chris, don't worry - no one's taking shots at you, lame or otherwise. We are just using a great opportunity to display our juvenile sense of humour again, that's all. And you very kindly provided seed :)

Cheers

LOL... Noted!


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kelman
Mar 23rd, 2012, 07:27 PM
LOL reported

The G3 Man
Mar 23rd, 2012, 08:51 PM
LOL reported

Reporting a LOL reported.

fjnmusic
Mar 23rd, 2012, 08:58 PM
Chris, don't worry - no one's taking shots at you, lame or otherwise. We are just using a great opportunity to display our juvenile sense of humour again, that's all. And you very kindly provided seed :)

Cheers

Juvenile behavior reported.

kelman
Mar 23rd, 2012, 09:08 PM
Juvenile behavior reported.

Reporting reported

Macfury
Mar 23rd, 2012, 10:02 PM
iPad reported!



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ehMax
Mar 23rd, 2012, 10:58 PM
I'm here to report of all the reporting I am receiving.

kelman
Mar 23rd, 2012, 11:11 PM
I'm here to report of all the reporting I am receiving.

And what do you have to report o wise and fearless leader?

tilt
Mar 24th, 2012, 01:25 AM
The mayor has been reported!!

tilt
Mar 24th, 2012, 01:26 AM
ChrisBurke & ChrisWTburke have been reported!

kelman
Mar 24th, 2012, 07:24 AM
The Mayor is here to report of all the reporting that's been reported!!

cap10subtext
Mar 24th, 2012, 09:05 AM
Wait, who's the mayor reporting to?

jayman
Mar 24th, 2012, 09:11 AM
Orson.

Na-Nu Na-Nu.

The Doug
Mar 24th, 2012, 09:24 AM
Shazbot reported.

The G3 Man
Mar 24th, 2012, 11:15 AM
Mac User's Reported.

The Doug
Mar 24th, 2012, 11:31 AM
Incorrect appstrophe usage repor... oh, never mind.

chrisburke
Mar 24th, 2012, 11:59 AM
Incorrect appstrophe usage repor... oh, never mind.

spelling error reported


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Kazak
Mar 24th, 2012, 12:09 PM
selling error preported


Deliberate misquoting reported.

Oh wait. That was me.

okcomputer
Mar 24th, 2012, 02:22 PM
Re: Port

Reporter here. I am hearing reports of reporting reporters' reports. Anything to report?

kelman
Mar 24th, 2012, 04:43 PM
excessive reports reported

KC4
Mar 24th, 2012, 08:01 PM
Hamiltonian reported.

kelman
Mar 24th, 2012, 08:34 PM
jealousy reported

The G3 Man
Mar 24th, 2012, 09:39 PM
Hamiltonian reported.

KC4 Reported.

Macfury
Mar 24th, 2012, 11:01 PM
I'll raise KC4--and report it.

The G3 Man
Mar 26th, 2012, 07:01 AM
I'll raise KC4--and report it.

MacFury's Fury Reported.

Kazak
Mar 26th, 2012, 07:58 PM
". . .a gang of nearly a thousand youths entered the Grand Hotel in pursuit of two leather clad rockers . . ." reported.

cap10subtext
Mar 26th, 2012, 10:09 PM
Reporting reported.

kelman
Mar 26th, 2012, 10:17 PM
Reporting reported

Reporting reported.

plagiarism reported

Sonal
Mar 26th, 2012, 11:35 PM
plagiarism reported

Tattletale reported.

Kazak
Mar 27th, 2012, 01:16 AM
Tattletale reported.

Tattletale reported.

"This is the song that never ends . . ."

tilt
Mar 27th, 2012, 05:53 PM
Tattletale reported.

Tattletale reported!

chrisburke
Mar 27th, 2012, 05:55 PM
Happy I was able to create a post that is taking off... Never did I think this post would become 4 pages... Now, if I could just get that attention to the posts that matter...


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kelman
Mar 27th, 2012, 06:17 PM
Now, if I could just get that attention to the posts that matter...


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subliminal message reported

chrisburke
Mar 27th, 2012, 06:20 PM
subliminal message reported

HA!! Touchė


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kelman
Mar 27th, 2012, 06:26 PM
touche feele reported

Kazak
Mar 27th, 2012, 07:22 PM
touche feele reported

Lack of New Age sensitivity reported.

tilt
Mar 27th, 2012, 08:46 PM
Familiarity with the terms "New age" & "sensitivity" reported!

DR Hannon
Mar 27th, 2012, 09:02 PM
Nothing to report, just wanted to be included:o

Kazak
Mar 27th, 2012, 11:06 PM
Wannabe reported.

Sonal
Mar 30th, 2012, 05:46 PM
Wannabe reported.

Elitist reported.

groovetube
Mar 31st, 2012, 11:40 AM
tattletale reported.

The Doug
Mar 31st, 2012, 11:52 AM
tattletale reported.

Didn't check post #62 reported.

Joker Eh
Mar 31st, 2012, 12:14 PM
Reporting the longest thread in the Info section.

Kazak
Mar 31st, 2012, 12:20 PM
Obsession with trivia reported.

DR Hannon
Mar 31st, 2012, 01:20 PM
Post 76 reported!! No wait...

The Doug
Mar 31st, 2012, 01:40 PM
Autoreporting reported.

kelman
Mar 31st, 2012, 02:18 PM
last post reported

Kazak
Mar 31st, 2012, 03:07 PM
Generic avatar reported.

fjnmusic
Mar 31st, 2012, 03:58 PM
Detroper klatkcab.

Kazak
Mar 31st, 2012, 04:35 PM
Thread title improperly punctuated reported.

Macfury
Apr 1st, 2012, 12:41 AM
Palindrome reportedetroper!

Sonal
Apr 2nd, 2012, 09:46 AM
Palindrome reportedetroper!

Trying too hard to make something work reported.

The Doug
Apr 2nd, 2012, 06:53 PM
I forgot what I was going to say. Reported.

KC4
Apr 2nd, 2012, 07:16 PM
Brain Fart reported.

Kazak
Apr 2nd, 2012, 08:11 PM
Phish in a spam thread reported.

Sonal
Apr 5th, 2012, 11:43 AM
Phish in a spam thread reported.

Pun reported.

eMacMan
Apr 5th, 2012, 12:58 PM
Pun reported.

Pundit reported.:D

Macfury
Apr 14th, 2012, 11:01 PM
Inappropriate resurrection of old thread reported.

KC4
Apr 14th, 2012, 11:12 PM
Self reporting reported.

kelman
Apr 14th, 2012, 11:17 PM
continual reporting reported

KC4
Apr 14th, 2012, 11:20 PM
Singing reported by a member of the choir, reported.

Ottawaman
Apr 14th, 2012, 11:34 PM
Report of the canon reported ( 1812 overture)

cap10subtext
Apr 15th, 2012, 08:12 AM
Dun-na-na-ni-nuh Nun-na-NI NUH NUH REPORTED!!!!

The Doug
Apr 15th, 2012, 09:07 AM
Delirium reported.

kelman
Apr 15th, 2012, 10:09 AM
useless posting reported

KC4
Apr 15th, 2012, 11:23 AM
Posting, just for the halibut, reported.

kelman
Apr 15th, 2012, 11:28 AM
halibut phishing reported

fjnmusic
Apr 15th, 2012, 12:11 PM
Retort of last resort reported.

kelman
Apr 15th, 2012, 12:25 PM
post 100 reported

Kazak
Apr 15th, 2012, 11:39 PM
Singing reported by a member of the choir, reported.
Pot calling kettle black reported.

cap10subtext
Apr 16th, 2012, 08:15 AM
Cliché reported.

BigDL
Apr 16th, 2012, 08:16 PM
A ship returning to harbour reported?

Kazak
Apr 17th, 2012, 07:37 PM
Coals to Newcastle reported (on all of you).

kelman
Apr 17th, 2012, 07:41 PM
tired of reporting

KC4
Apr 17th, 2012, 07:53 PM
Poster predominantly pooped, reported.

DR Hannon
Apr 17th, 2012, 08:41 PM
poop reported, no poop bashing here!!!

Kazak
Apr 18th, 2012, 01:04 AM
pentagram adorer

OR

dragon parameter

KC4
Apr 18th, 2012, 03:21 PM
Dork zap retake!

Macfury
Apr 19th, 2012, 11:44 AM
Woods of Burnham come to Dunsinane reported.

Sonal
Apr 19th, 2012, 01:52 PM
Shakespearean references reported.

Macfury
Apr 19th, 2012, 05:12 PM
Sir Francis Bacon reported.

chrisburke
Apr 19th, 2012, 06:13 PM
Wow... This is still going....

Beating a dead horse reported..


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Macfury
Apr 19th, 2012, 07:12 PM
Dead horse reported.

kelman
Apr 19th, 2012, 07:26 PM
over rated useless thread reported

Macfury
Apr 19th, 2012, 08:13 PM
Thread is not rated, so how can over-rated thread be reported... M5... M5 ... M5....

reported.

DR Hannon
Apr 19th, 2012, 09:10 PM
[QUOTE=chrisburke;1188687]Wow... This is still going....

Beating a dead horse reported..


This has been going so long it is now a ZOMBIE HORSE!!!

Zombie horse eating horse brains reportedbeejacon

Macfury
Apr 19th, 2012, 11:06 PM
Ambulance call for more horse paramedics reported.

gwillikers
Apr 20th, 2012, 06:37 AM
Thread is not rated, so how can over-rated thread be reported... M5... M5 ... M5....

Maybe M83 will do...

dX3k_QDnzHE

Kazak
Apr 23rd, 2012, 12:16 AM
Maybe M83 will do...

dX3k_QDnzHE

Failure to report reported.

KC4
Apr 23rd, 2012, 12:45 AM
Wow... This is still going....

Beating a dead horse reported..


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Leader of the banned reported.

tilt
Apr 23rd, 2012, 08:54 PM
"Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk" reported!

Kazak
Apr 23rd, 2012, 09:31 PM
Lack of signature reported.

Macfury
Apr 23rd, 2012, 09:44 PM
Dark matter weighing over ten thousand pounds reported.

Sonal
Apr 23rd, 2012, 09:44 PM
Repetition reported.

Kazak
Apr 23rd, 2012, 09:53 PM
Repetition reported.

kelman
Apr 23rd, 2012, 09:59 PM
Repetition Reported.

Sonal
Apr 23rd, 2012, 10:21 PM
Repetition Reported.

DR Hannon
Apr 23rd, 2012, 10:23 PM
Repeating reported

kelman
Apr 23rd, 2012, 10:43 PM
Reporting Repeated

Kazak
Apr 23rd, 2012, 11:46 PM
Repeated Reporting

Sonal
Apr 24th, 2012, 12:11 AM
Reporting Repeated Reporting Reported.

cap10subtext
Apr 24th, 2012, 01:08 AM
Alliteration reported.

Macfury
Apr 24th, 2012, 09:27 AM
Reiteration reported.

kelman
Apr 24th, 2012, 02:45 PM
Toronto Proper Reported

DR Hannon
Apr 24th, 2012, 04:16 PM
Steel town reported

Sonal
Apr 24th, 2012, 04:37 PM
No where man reported.

kelman
Apr 24th, 2012, 04:47 PM
Reporting the always wise.

DR Hannon
Apr 24th, 2012, 05:39 PM
Reporting the always wise.

wise reporting

Sonal
Apr 24th, 2012, 06:53 PM
Enlightened reporting.

DR Hannon
Apr 24th, 2012, 07:01 PM
always reporting

cap10subtext
Apr 24th, 2012, 08:44 PM
Hyperbole reported

tilt
Apr 24th, 2012, 08:53 PM
Absolutely nothing reported!

Macfury
Apr 24th, 2012, 09:01 PM
Nothing absolutely reported.

Sonal
Apr 24th, 2012, 09:57 PM
Smashing report reported.

Macfury
Apr 24th, 2012, 10:37 PM
Retort reported.

Kazak
Apr 25th, 2012, 12:18 AM
Report retorted.

Macfury
Apr 25th, 2012, 08:43 PM
Rapport aborted.

zen.state
Apr 27th, 2012, 03:14 PM
This thread has created an infinite wormhole within the forum. Damn you! haha

DR Hannon
Apr 27th, 2012, 07:57 PM
tear in space time reported or unreported

tilt
Apr 27th, 2012, 10:19 PM
Science Fiction reported!

401402
Apr 28th, 2012, 12:20 AM
join date reported

Macfury
Apr 28th, 2012, 07:32 AM
Anthropomorphized bear reported.

DR Hannon
Apr 28th, 2012, 07:55 AM
big fancy word reported

zen.state
Apr 28th, 2012, 02:18 PM
The dead beaten horse was reported.

fjnmusic
Apr 28th, 2012, 02:51 PM
Can't believe this thread is still going. Lowest common denominator humor reported.

zen.state
Apr 28th, 2012, 03:43 PM
Massive signature reported.

Sonal
Apr 28th, 2012, 06:02 PM
Another convert to this thread reported.

zen.state
Apr 28th, 2012, 06:07 PM
From Toronto and proud of it reported.

DR Hannon
Apr 28th, 2012, 07:17 PM
uncommon denominator reported

Kazak
Apr 28th, 2012, 08:42 PM
division by zero reported

fjnmusic
Apr 28th, 2012, 08:48 PM
:eek:

tilt
Apr 28th, 2012, 09:58 PM
Big -hole reported!!!

zen.state
Apr 28th, 2012, 10:35 PM
Report about big hole reported.

slipstream
Apr 29th, 2012, 04:51 AM
Lurker self-reported

Sonal
Apr 29th, 2012, 12:10 PM
Self-reporting reported.

zen.state
Apr 29th, 2012, 02:23 PM
First post in 2 hours 13 min reported.

Kazak
Apr 29th, 2012, 03:28 PM
Clock-watcher reported.

johnp
Apr 29th, 2012, 07:30 PM
"W-5" here..... not sure 'who', 'what', 'where', 'when', or 'why'.

zen.state
Apr 29th, 2012, 08:12 PM
Burnaby goldfish reported.

Macfury
May 1st, 2012, 08:51 AM
Keypad in Zen state reported

Kazak
May 1st, 2012, 08:15 PM
2393723938

Burnaby gang reported.

Macfury
May 1st, 2012, 09:58 PM
BC BOYZ reported:

zen.state
May 2nd, 2012, 01:04 AM
People that like to post redundant images of BC members avatars/locations reported.

Kazak
May 2nd, 2012, 02:16 AM
People that

Egregious grammatical error reported.

Macfury
May 2nd, 2012, 09:44 AM
People who like to use the word "egregious" reported.

( A member of the BC BOYZ, apparently.)

zen.state
May 2nd, 2012, 10:31 AM
Egregious grammatical error reported.

Anal individual reported.

Kazak
May 2nd, 2012, 10:44 AM
He was an anal individual
He had a heart like a bone
He was a natural crazy man
And better off left alone.

Self-deprecation self-reported.

Macfury
May 2nd, 2012, 12:32 PM
Individual stranded in limousine reported.

slipstream
May 2nd, 2012, 05:55 PM
Individual stranded in limousine reported.
This one needs investigation IMHO.

zen.state
May 2nd, 2012, 06:20 PM
Slipped stream reported.

Macfury
May 4th, 2012, 11:36 AM
Slipped stream reported.

Ignorance of Paul Simon songbook reported.

zen.state
May 4th, 2012, 01:03 PM
Ignorance of Paul Simon songbook reported.

I am going to break the "reported" theme for a moment and simply say I have no love for Paul Simon. No hate either. I simply don't concern myself with him or his lyrics.

Also, I do not like green eggs and ham. I will not eat them on a boat or with a goat. I do not like green eggs and ham!@#

DR Hannon
May 4th, 2012, 01:07 PM
Dr Seuss quote reported

slipstream
May 5th, 2012, 09:25 AM
Intelligensia reported

Kazak
May 5th, 2012, 11:53 AM
Missing "t" reported.

Kazak
May 7th, 2012, 02:07 AM
Thread losing steam reported.

slipstream
May 7th, 2012, 03:43 AM
Monday morning reported.

Sonal
May 7th, 2012, 09:10 PM
Captain obvious reported.

DR Hannon
May 7th, 2012, 10:16 PM
Don't be hating reported

Sonal
May 10th, 2012, 04:53 PM
crickets chirping reported.

kelman
May 10th, 2012, 05:12 PM
thread almost dead reported

401402
May 10th, 2012, 05:17 PM
posting from Hamilton reported

Macfury
May 10th, 2012, 05:53 PM
Hamilton almost dead reported.

rondini
May 10th, 2012, 08:10 PM
This just in from "why was I banned" thread.

Quote "rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated!"

Kazak
May 10th, 2012, 08:24 PM
Unattributed quote reported.

DR Hannon
May 10th, 2012, 09:46 PM
The Great Thread Revival reported

kelman
May 10th, 2012, 10:39 PM
Reporting the GTR Reported

Macfury
May 11th, 2012, 12:32 AM
Leader of the banned reported.

Kazak
May 11th, 2012, 12:48 AM
Poor attempt to imitate the man reported.

zen.state
May 11th, 2012, 02:48 AM
I’m not a damn hammock! I might catch a fish and eat it or I might catch it then teach it a valuable skill and release it. There is no one laying on top of my ass catching some rays and reading the Sunday funnies. I’m not a damn hammock!

Macfury
May 11th, 2012, 08:20 AM
Blood running through instrument reported.

Kazak
May 11th, 2012, 10:33 AM
Gentle means of sculpting souls reported.

Macfury
May 11th, 2012, 11:09 AM
Thundering, velvet hand reported.

DR Hannon
May 11th, 2012, 01:09 PM
I’m not a damn hammock! I might catch a fish and eat it or I might catch it then teach it a valuable skill and release it. There is no one laying on top of my ass catching some rays and reading the Sunday funnies. I’m not a damn hammock!

Confused by post reported

tilt
May 11th, 2012, 05:24 PM
Abyss staring into me reported!

Kazak
May 11th, 2012, 06:36 PM
Confused by post reported

Failure to roll with it reported.

zen.state
May 12th, 2012, 03:22 AM
I'd like to clear up some rumors that have been floating around about me... I'm not a juice machine! You can't stick fruit and vegetables in the top of my head and expect me to spew out something thats full of vitamins. I'm not a juice machine!

Don't even get me started on the hammock topic again...

steviewhy
May 12th, 2012, 04:46 AM
sudo rm -rf /

Sonal
May 12th, 2012, 09:07 AM
New guy on this thread reported.

kelman
May 12th, 2012, 09:11 AM
reporting the new guy reported

DR Hannon
May 12th, 2012, 09:27 AM
honourable citizen reported

KC4
May 12th, 2012, 07:04 PM
Leader of the banned reported.

Leader of the banned reported.

Plagiarism reported.

Macfury
May 12th, 2012, 07:32 PM
Tattletale reported.

Kazak
May 12th, 2012, 07:36 PM
Circular discussion reported.

tilt
May 12th, 2012, 11:18 PM
Falsehood in signature reported. A pound of anything weighs a pound.

Kazak
May 13th, 2012, 12:41 AM
Personal communication from divine being reported. I expect to be burnt at the stake any time now.

KC4
May 13th, 2012, 12:45 AM
Well done, reported.

Macfury
May 13th, 2012, 12:49 AM
Self-saucing reported.

KC4
May 13th, 2012, 12:51 AM
Lamb basting, reported.

Kazak
May 13th, 2012, 11:35 AM
Pork wha? reported.

zen.state
May 13th, 2012, 11:39 AM
Thoughts of bacon reported.

Macfury
May 13th, 2012, 06:59 PM
Pore seen... and reported.

Macfury
May 17th, 2012, 09:54 AM
Eclipsed by "Inappropriate Ads Appearing" thread... reported.

Sonal
May 17th, 2012, 10:03 AM
Turn around, bright eyes. Total eclipse of the thread reported.

Macfury
May 17th, 2012, 10:04 AM
Heartache... nothing but a heartache reported.

Kazak
May 17th, 2012, 10:37 AM
Bette Davis eyes reported.

Macfury
May 17th, 2012, 11:40 AM
Kim Carnes mistaken for Bonnie Tyler reported.

zen.state
May 17th, 2012, 01:34 PM
Lack of hammock juice consumption reported.

Kazak
May 17th, 2012, 04:14 PM
Kim Carnes mistaken for Bonnie Tyler reported.

Mortification reported. Going to kick back with some hammock juice.

zen.state
May 17th, 2012, 04:28 PM
Increase in hammock juice consumption reported.

DR Hannon
May 18th, 2012, 07:39 AM
duplication of thread reported

Kazak
May 18th, 2012, 10:33 AM
duplication of thread reported

tilt
May 18th, 2012, 02:05 PM
"Finally it's Friday!" reported

slipstream
May 18th, 2012, 04:07 PM
Working until 5 on a long weekend Friday shamefully reported

KC4
May 18th, 2012, 04:25 PM
What a way to make a livin reported.

Kazak
May 18th, 2012, 05:11 PM
What a way to make a reported livin' reported.


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Macfury
May 21st, 2012, 03:54 PM
The iCloud thread's gonna clear up reported.

fjnmusic
May 21st, 2012, 03:59 PM
I can't believe this thread is still breathing. Reported.

Macfury
May 21st, 2012, 05:48 PM
Disbelief in respiratory capabilities of thread reported.

Kazak
May 21st, 2012, 10:50 PM
Verbosity reported.

Macfury
May 21st, 2012, 11:47 PM
Soul of wit reported.

Kazak
May 22nd, 2012, 01:42 AM
Bard reference reported.

Macfury
May 22nd, 2012, 09:04 PM
Billy Bardy reported.

chuckster
May 23rd, 2012, 08:43 AM
Since March 21st there has been a great deal of "re"-porting. Now I don't know about you guys, but I use a Mac, not a PC. I port once on a Mac and "it just works". All of this "re"-porting leads me to believe you should just drop your Windows machines, get a good, solid SE30 and just port once.

KC4
May 23rd, 2012, 09:06 AM
Once ported, wise guy, reported.

Kazak
May 23rd, 2012, 10:11 AM
Person with a garage full of SE30s reported.

Macfury
May 23rd, 2012, 11:36 AM
Possible subject for Hoarders TV show reported.

Sonal
May 23rd, 2012, 03:27 PM
Nerd reported.

chuckster
May 23rd, 2012, 03:38 PM
Once reported, twice shy.