So I just got a replacement phone after I noticed that the right external speaker wasn't outputting anything. Once I got home I noticed that the replacement has the same issue. Nothing, be it music, podcast or ringtone comes out of it.
Am I missing something here? Did Apple make the iPhone mono and just place the speaker grating there for symmetry? Or is this some wacky firmware bug?
EDIT: Nevermind, I'm a fool. I should remember to Google before posting.